We were playing a gig, it might have been Pigelle or maybe down the street at Toy Jones or maybe it was next door... Anyway, I let the band play with out me and I took a little break. I sat down at the bar next to this gorgeous blonde and she leans in close and says, "That piano player doesn't look old enough to be in here." I say, "He isn't. His Mother comes in and sets up his gear for him each every afternoon." The blonde looks back up at the stage and continues, "Well, he sure looks good to me." I remind her, "Sex with a minor is a punishable offense." With half closed lids she says, "Well, you could loan him your ID now couldn't ya?"
Gerald Cerruti
